Monday, May 17, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
This is a myth about how Google became the # 1 search engine by Jake, 5th grade.
NOTICE: THIS STORY IS INSULTING TO BING IN SOME WAYS AND IF YOU WORK FOR MSN, DON'T READ THIS.
A long time ago, there was a land called Internetville. The ruler of Internetville was Google. Many people lived there. But that didn't include Bing.
Bing used to live in Internetville, but he got banished and had to live in a dumpster behind the 7-Eleven in Boston.
One day, Bing was watching the Red Sox play the Yankees when he saw Google walk by his dumpster. Bing asked him, "What do you want?" Google answered with, "Boston will become a part of Internetville. Either move, or be arrested by the National Health Agency." Then he left.
Now, Bing wasn't happy. If he had to move, that meant no more free leftovers from 7-Eleven, And he wasn't about to give that up.
So Bing ventured all the way from Boston to Internetville. When he got there, though, he was immeadiately was kicked out by YouTube and Hulu, who were watching a movie.
When Bing got back to Boston, a garbage truck was taking his dumpster away, revealing a doorway with a smiling Google in it. Then, Bing suffered a fatl heart attack and everyone else lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER and walked into the sunset!
NOTICE: THIS STORY IS INSULTING TO BING IN SOME WAYS AND IF YOU WORK FOR MSN, DON'T READ THIS.
A long time ago, there was a land called Internetville. The ruler of Internetville was Google. Many people lived there. But that didn't include Bing.
Bing used to live in Internetville, but he got banished and had to live in a dumpster behind the 7-Eleven in Boston.
One day, Bing was watching the Red Sox play the Yankees when he saw Google walk by his dumpster. Bing asked him, "What do you want?" Google answered with, "Boston will become a part of Internetville. Either move, or be arrested by the National Health Agency." Then he left.
Now, Bing wasn't happy. If he had to move, that meant no more free leftovers from 7-Eleven, And he wasn't about to give that up.
So Bing ventured all the way from Boston to Internetville. When he got there, though, he was immeadiately was kicked out by YouTube and Hulu, who were watching a movie.
When Bing got back to Boston, a garbage truck was taking his dumpster away, revealing a doorway with a smiling Google in it. Then, Bing suffered a fatl heart attack and everyone else lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER and walked into the sunset!
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Rock On!
Everone rocked the house Wednesday and Friday! Wow what great performances! Enjoy the photos!
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